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( moaning ) ( screaming ) OH, WHOA. RIGHT ? SHIT. OH, I KNOW. YOU WENT A LITTLE
“SHOWGIRLS” ON ME THERE. NOT THAT
I’M COMPLAINING. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
BABY. ( giggling ) SAME TIME NEXT YEAR ? YOU KIDDING ? I GOT NEEDS. I BETTER WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
WITH YOU ALL OVER ME. I HOPE YOU DON’T THINK
I’M WAITING ‘TIL MORNING. LET’S GO SHOWER. GIVE ME A MINUTE. THIS FEELS TOO NICE. JUST DON’T
COOK YOURSELF. ( heavy breathing ) ( glass breaking ) ( screaming ) HONEY ? ANNIE,
ARE YOU OKAY ? ANNIE ?! ANNIE ?! ANNIE ?! OH MY GOD, ANNIE,
OH MY GOD ! I’M REALLY
GONNA MISS YOU. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE’VE BEEN APART FOR ANY REAL
LENGTH OF TIME. NOT THAT LONG. KEITH, THREE MONTHS
IS A LONG TIME. DAVID, WE WERE SPLIT UP FOR
LIKE, WHAT, EIGHT MONTHS. WE WEATHERED THAT. OH GOD, YOU’RE GONNA GET
HIT ON BY REALLY HOT GUYS IN EVERY CITY. COME ON, IT’S BEEN OKAY
FOR BOTH OF US TO HAVE AN OCCASIONAL
RANDOM FUCK HERE, WHAT’S GONNA
BE SO DIFFERENT ? YOU’RE GONNA MEET SOME
COOLER, SMARTER, HOTTER GUY WHO’S A LOT EASIER TO
GET ALONG WITH THAN I AM. I COULD DO
THAT HERE. YEAH, THANKS, THAT
MAKES ME FEEL A LOT BETTER. AND BESIDES, WE’RE GONNA
BE ABLE TO BUY A FUCKING HOUSE WITH THE MONEY
I’M MAKING. WITH A POOL AND A HOT TUB
AND A STEAM SHOWER. AND ROOM FOR KIDS. YEAH, ALL OF WHICH YOU’LL
BE SHARING WITH THE COOLER, SMARTER, HOTTER GUY
YOU’RE GONNA MEET ON TOUR. DON’T YOU KNOW
I AIN’T LOOKING ? I AM SETTLED DOWN,
I FOUND WHAT I WANT. BESIDES, THIS’LL
BE GOOD FOR US. HOW WILL THIS
BE GOOD FOR US ? IT’LL SHOW YOU,
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY. C’MON, DAVID,
WHAT DOES IT TAKE ? DON’T BE
SO INSECURE. I LOVE YOU. I’M NOT INSECURE. IF YOU WANT ME NOT TO DO
ANYTHING WHILE I’M GONE, JUST ASK ME. REALLY ? YEAH, AS LONG AS YOU
DON’T DO ANYTHING EITHER. JUST BE SAFE. OF COURSE
I’M GONNA BE SAFE. I’M SAFE WITH
EVERYBODY, BUT YOU. YEAH, BUT BE
EXTRA SAFE. EVEN WITH BLOW JOBS
YOU HAVE TO USE A CONDOM. ( laughing ) EXCUSE ME, BUT… DID YOU USE A CONDOM
WITH THAT PLUMBER ? NO, BUT THAT
WAS DIFFERENT. WE HADN’T MADE UP
THE RULES YET. AND NO SEX WITH ANYBODY
MORE THAN ONCE. WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT. KEITH ! DAVID ! ( buzzer ) THERE’S MY CAR. HOW DO I LOOK ? SO FUCKING HOT
IT’S RIDICULOUS. AWW, I’M GONNA
MISS YOU. I FEEL LIKE
I’M GONNA CRY. SO… CRY. CALL ME
EVERY NIGHT. OKAY. STARTING TONIGHT. ALRIGHT, I WILL. ( buzzer ) ALRIGHT, BITCH,
CALM DOWN ! BUSH JUST LIES
AND NO ONE CARES. NATE, YOU GOT FUCKING
OATMEAL ON MY PRINT ! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS. HEY, NOT IN FRONT
OF MAYA, OKAY ? ASSHOLE. THIS IS REALLY
IMPORTANT TO ME. YES, NATE, THEY’RE
FOR CLAIRE’S CRIT. MOM, DON’T SAY “CRIT”. IT SOUNDS WEIRD
COMING FROM YOU. WHAT, YOU TRYING TO BE
LIKE A MODEL OR SOMETHING ? NO, I’M NOT
SELLING ANYTHING. ISN’T THAT WHAT
YOU SHOULD BE DOING, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO SELL OUT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
AS FAST AS YOU CAN, BEFORE YOUR LIFE JUST
TOTALLY BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE, BECAUSE IT WILL. IT JUST DOESN’T STOP,
DOES IT ? IT GETS BETTER… BUT IT NEVER
GOES AWAY, NO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY
TO MEET SOMEONE NEW. MOM, I DON’T
WANT TO MEET– WHAT, DATE ? I DON’T WANT TO BE WITH
ANYBODY RIGHT NOW, I CAN’T. EVEN IF IT’S
JUST SEX, THEN. SEX CAN BE
VERY HEALING. MOM, IT’S OKAY FOR US TO BE
CELIBATE IF WE WANT TO. THANK YOU, CLAIRE. THEN MAYBE YOU
SHOULD GET A JOB. LOOK, I’VE BEEN
TRYING, ALRIGHT ? IT’S NOT THAT EASY
THESE DAYS. AND BESIDES, WHO’S SUPPOSED
TO TAKE CARE OF MAYA ? US, HER FAMILY. I THINK IT’S BEST IF I LOOK
AFTER MY DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. DON’T YOU THINK
WHAT’S BEST FOR MAYA IS TO HAVE
A HEALTHY FATHER ? MOM, ALL I DO IS THINK ABOUT
WHAT’S BEST FOR MAYA, OKAY ? A BEREAVEMENT GROUP ? MOM… I WAS A PROFESSIONAL GRIEF
COUNSELOR FOR THREE YEARS, I KNOW WHAT A LOAD
OF CRAP THIS IS. WHEN YOU LOSE SOMEONE
IT ACTUALLY HELPS TO SPEND TIME
WITH OTHERS WHO ARE GOING THROUGH
THE SAME EXPERIENCE. YEAH ? IF IT’S SO GREAT, WHY DIDN’T
YOU GO WHEN DAD DIED ? I DID. YOU DIDN’T
TELL US THAT. I WENT ONCE A WEEK
FOR SEVERAL NTHS. WHY DIDN’T
YOU TELL US ? ONE OF US COULD
HAVE GONE WITH YOU. I FELT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
WRONG TO BURDEN MY CHILDREN. MAYBE I COULD
HAVE USED IT TOO. WHY IS THIS FAMILY
SO REPRESSED ? I CAN TELL YOU FROM
EXPERIENCE, NATE, YOU’RE NOT SIMPLY GONNA
WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND FIND IT’S ALL OVER,
YOU HAVE TO GRIEVE. LOOK, I KNOW THAT,
I HAVE GRIEVED. I’VE DONE BIG
GRIEVING, OKAY ? I JUST FEEL LIKE I’M…
STUCK IN THIS QUICKSAND AND THERE’S SOMETHING BIGGER
THAN ME THAT’S HOLDING ME BACK. IT JUST DOESN’T
MAKE SENSE. SOMETHING AS
STUPID AS THAT. FALLING IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS MY FAULT. NO, NO,
OF COURSE NOT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. NO, I DRAGGED HER
OUT TO THE HOT TUB, MADE HER DRINK TEQUILA,
GOT HER ALL DIZZY. IT WAS
OUR ANNIVERSARY. MR. THORNTON, I THINK
YOUR WIFE WAS VERY MUCH IN LOVE AND DID ALL THOSE THINGS BECAUSE
SHE ENJOYED DOING THEM WITH YOU. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN ? OUT OF NOWHERE,
FOR NO REASON ? I WAS A GOOD HUSBAND. I LOVED HER,
I TOOK CARE OF HER. NOW WHY IS GOD
PUNISHING ME ? I DON’T THINK GOD PUNISHES
PEOPLE LIKE THAT, MR. THORNTON. NO, OF COURSE NOT. ( sobbing ) HELLO, RUTH. HELLO, BECKY. PAJAMAS. YES, IT’S HARD TO GET THEM
LONG ENOUGH FOR GEORGE. HE’S SUCH
A LARGE MAN. NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT. NO, NO, I’M NOT
COMPLAINING. HOW ARE THINGS
WITH HAKIM ? HE GOT BACK TOGETHER
WITH HIS WIFE. OH, NO… YEAH, I GUESS I WAS JUST
A PRETTY TOY TO HIM. $22.40. I’M SO SORRY. I’M NOT. I LEFT A BAG OF BURNING
DOG SHIT ON HIS FRONT PORCH AS A LITTLE
PARTING GIFT. MOVIN’ ON. YOU KNOW,
GEORGE HAS A SON. HE GOT A JOB ? I BELIEVE HE’S
INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY. WHAT’S HIS NAME ? KYLE. HE’S ABOUT 40,
RATHER BOYISH. DOES HE HAVE
A MUSTACHE ? I LIKE A MUSTACHE. NO, BUT I BELIEVE
HE’S CAPABLE OF GROWING ONE. WHY IS HE
STILL SINGLE ? HE’S A VERY
COMPLEX MAN. I LIKE A MAN WHO
CAN KEEP ME GUESSING. MAYBE I’LL HAVE YOU
BOTH OVER TO DINNER. I’LL CALL YOU. SHALL WE START ? ANYONE ? THEY REMIND ME OF
KATY GRANNAN’S EARLIER WORK. YES, THEY CERTAINLY DO. I LIKE THEM. THEY’RE REALLY SIMPLE, UNPRETENTIOUS, PRETTY. LIKE CLAIRE HERSELF. I WONDER THOUGH… IF THEY’RE A LITTLE
TOO STAGED. MAYBE. ARE THEY STAGED,
CLAIRE ? WELL, YEAH. IT’S KIND OF HARD TO TAKE
A CANDID SELF-PORTRAIT. NOT JUST STAGED, BUT… STAGEY. MAYBE THEY’RE
A LITTLE STIFF. DEAD. THAT’S WHAT
I LIKE ABOUT THEM. THIS GIRL
WHO’S LIKE DEAD, AND BEYOND EVERYTHING, BEYOND HUNGER,
BEYOND SEX,
BEYOND BOREDOM. AND REALLY, IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
TO BE IN THAT STATE. LIKE, NOTHING
CAN REACH HER. NOTHING CAN
GET TO HER. SEE, I WOULDN’T SAY DEAD,
I WOULD SAY EMPTY. YEAH, DEFINITELY EMPTY. WAS THAT YOUR
INTENTION, CLAIRE ? NO. I WAS TRYING TO CAPTURE
THE STILLNESS I SOMETIMES FEEL. REALLY. NOT EMPTINESS ? APATHY ? NO. STILLNESS. OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THIS PICTURE ? NOTHING. BEING STILL. WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ? WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ? NOTHING. OKAY, SEE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ACTUALLY THINKING SOMETHING DEEP. OKAY, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS– AND FEEL FREE
TO ROLL YOUR EYES, BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO PERPETUATE THE IDEA OF WOMAN AS A VACANT VESSEL ? IS THIS MORE
LESBIAN STUFF ? YES, I HAVE TO MEET MY QUOTA
SO I GET MY TOASTER OVEN. OKAY, I’M NOT TRYING
TO PERPETUATE ANYTHING. I DON’T HAVE
AN AGENDA. I SHOOT FROM A MORE
INSTINCTUAL PLACE. AN EMPTY PLACE ? I’M NOT EMPTY ! NO, OF COURSE NOT. SO MAYBE WITH YOUR NEXT WORK
WE CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY
IS INSIDE YOU. ( doorbell ) MAY I HELP YOU ? OH, I’M JUST
LOOKING FOR RICO. FEDERICO ? RICO RICO. ( cell phone ) HELLO ? HEY, IT’S ME. God, I’m glad
you called. I HATED THE WAY
WE LEFT THINGS THIS MORNING. How did
we leave things ? AWKWARD. OH. I WAS JUST CALLING TO REMIND
YOU TO PAY THE CABLE BILL. I LEFT IT
ON MY DESK. OKAY… SO HOW’S IT GOING ? OH, IT’S GREAT. WE GOT OUR
OWN SUSHI CHEF. I’M EATING YELLOWTAIL, IT IS
OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD. I’M DRINKING
LUKEWARM COFFEE AND DRIVING A BODY BACK
TO THE FUNERAL HOME. I’M HAVING
AN AWFUL DAY. WHY ? I told you. THE WAY YOU LEFT THIS MORNING,
IT JUST SEEMED SO… WHATEVER. HONEY,
FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU’RE JUST FEELING
NEEDY RIGHT NOW. “HONEY ?” WHEN DO YOU EVER
CALL ME “HONEY” ? BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO
KNOW YOU’RE TALKING TO A GUY ? JESUS, WHY DON’T YOU
JUST CALL ME “DARLENE” ? I GOTTA GO,
THEY’RE STARTING THE MOVIE. WHAT MOVIE ? SOME JAPANESE
HORROR FLICK THEY WANT CELESTE
TO DO THE REMAKE OF. I LOVE YOU ! Gotta go. RICO ! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE ?! WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU WEREN’T
GONNA COME TO SEE ME. COME ON, MARIA’S
WATCHING NICOLE TODAY. LET’S GO TO
MAGIC MOUNTAIN. ( laughing ) ARE YOU STONED ? SO ? I DON’T HAVE
TO WORK TODAY. YOU CAN’T COME
IN HERE STONED ! YOU CAN’T COME
IN HERE AT ALL ! C’MON, YOU DON’T
LIKE ME ANYMORE ? OF COURSE I LIKE YOU,
IT’S JUST– I WANT YOU TO
TAKE ME TO DINNER. I GOT
A NEW DRESS. IT’S VERY SHORT. NO, SOPHIA, NO,
SOPHIA, NO ! YOU GOT
THE WRONG IDEA. I SPENT ALL DAY
ALONE YESTERDAY. I WAS SO SAD,
I CRIED LIKE THREE TIMES. I MISS YOU. YOU’RE IMPORTANT
TO ME, RICO. YOU MAKE
MY LIFE BETTER. WHOA. WHOA, SOPHIA… I’M SORRY IF I DID
SOMETHING WRONG, BUT– YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG,
IT’S JUST… I CAN’T HELP IT
THAT I LIKE YOU. YOU’RE THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I GUESS
I SHOULD GO. MAYBE I CAN GET OFF
EARLY TONIGHT. UH, SORRY. NO, NO, YOU’RE NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. SOPHIA MORALES,
THIS IS NATE FISHER. NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU TOO. DO YOU NEED
ANYTHING ? I WAS JUST GONNA
PLAY SOME DOOM. ( whispering )
Um, pick me up
at seven ? Okay, okay. ( door closing ) IT’S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK. RICO, I DON’T CARE. ( video game sounds ) ( female on radio )
… studios in Los Angeles,
this is Market Place. ( male on radio )
… patrolling for petro. More than on
any other land. No wonder about 40– HEY, I CAN’T BELIEVE
SOMEONE FINALLY STOPPED. WHAT’S WRONG ? I RAN OUT OF GAS. I KNOW, SO LAME. NO. IT’S HAPPENED TO ALL
OF US AT LEAST ONCE. YEAH, IT’S JUST I’M SUPPOSED
TO HELP MY GRANDMA TODAY. SHE BROKE HER HIP AND SHE
CAN’T MAKE IT UP STAIRS, SO, I TOLD HER I’D MOVE HER BED
DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE DEN AND I KNOW SHE’S JUST
SITTING THERE WAITING FOR ME. I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST
ONE OF THOSE DAYS. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW
WHAT THAT’S LIKE. ANY CHANCE YOU COULD GIVE ME
A LIFT TO THE NEXT GAS STATION ? I WOULDN’T EVEN ASK,
I JUST… I DON’T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO. SURE, GET IN. WOW, THANK YOU
SO MUCH. I’M JAKE. ( engine starting ) DAVID. DAVID, YOU JUST
SAVED MY LIFE. THIS IS SO MUCH FUN ! I HAVEN’T BEEN
ON A CAMPUS IN YEARS. HI. OH, LET’S WRAP HIM UP
AND TAKE HIM HOME. NOW WHAT ? YOU’RE BEING WILDLY
INAPPROPRIATE, AS USUAL, AND, AS USUAL, I’M FEELING
IRRITATED AND RESENTFUL. WELL, THAT’SYOUR SHIT.OH, IS RICHARD BRAUN
TEACHING HERE ? YEAH, MY COGNITIVE
PSYCH CLASS. YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN ALL
THAT COGNITIVE CRAP, DO YOU ? YOU HAVE TO DIG
THROUGH THE PAST. JUST KNOWING WHERE BEHAVIOR
COMES FROM DOESN’T CHANGE THE BEHAVIOR. IT DOESN’T CHANGE
ANYTHING, EXCEPT… YOU KNOW WHERE
THE BEHAVIOR COMES FROM. YOU KNOW, RICKY BRAUN HAS
THE MOST UNUSUALLY SHINY PENIS. I WENT ON THIS
RETREAT WITH HIM AND WHEN HE’D GET OUT
OF THE HOT TUB, THE WATER WOULD JUST
BEAD UP ON HIS SCHLONG. DO YOU SUPPOSE
HE KEPT IT OILED ? I DON’T KNOW, MOM,
AND I DON’T CARE. HE’S A GOOD TEACHER. HE’S AN EXHIBITIONIST
AND AN IDIOT. THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TEACH THE CLASS. HERE ? NO, THANK YOU, DARLING,
I’M NOT THAT DESPERATE. THIS HAPPENS TO BE
AN EXCELLENT PROGRAM. IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU’RE
DOING YOUR TRAINING, SWEETHEART. YOU’RE GONNA BE
A TERRIFIC THERAPIST. YOU REALLY HAVE THIS
UNCANNY UNDERSTANDING OF INTERPERSONAL DYNAMICS,
WHICH YOU’VE ALWAYS HAD. YOU JUST HAVE A PROBLEM APPLYING
THE PRINCIPLES TO YOUR OWN LIFE, WHICH IS SO
OFTEN THE CASE. I WAS WONDERING WHEN
THE INSULT WOULD COME. C’MON, WE’RE
EXACTLY THE SAME. WHO’S A BIGGER
TRAIN WRECK THAN I ? SO, HOW’S IT GOING
WITH OLIVIER ? HE’S A VERY
PASSIONATE MAN. HE’S A LOT OF FUN IF YOU
DON’T TAKE HIM TOO SERIOUSLY. AND HE IS COMPLETELY SUPPORTIVE
OF MY DECISION TO HAVE VAGINAL REJUVENATION SURGERY. OH, MOM. DARLING, I’VE HAD
A COUPLE OF CHILDREN. YOU, ESPECIALLY,
TOOK YOUR TOLL. I MEAN, C’MON. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK
A GLASS OF WATER, IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I’M SAYING. SPEAKING OF CHILDREN, ARE YOU STILL INTERESTED
IN HAVING ONE ? I THINK SO. YOU THINK SO. AND IS JOE THE MAN YOU
WANT TO HAVE THEM WITH ? I THINK HE IS, YEAH. YOU THINK HE IS ? HOW’S THE SEX ? IT’S FINE. IT’S CREATIVE. IT’S INTERESTING. OH, DEAR GOD. YOU HAVE
TO DUMP HIM. MOM, LAST MONTH WHEN
I BROUGHT HIM TO DINNER, YOU SAID
HE WAS THE ONE ! I KNOW, BUT I DIDN’T REALIZE
AT THE TIME THAT THE SEX BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
WAS THIS CEREBRAL EXERCISE. THAT’S NOT GOOD. SEX IS SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD FEEL, NOT SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD THINK. YEAH, WELL,
I HAVE TO THINK, TO KEEP FROM BEHAVING
IN A COMPULSIVE AND DESTRUCTIVE MANNER, THANKS TO MY EARLY
EXPOSURE TO COMPULSIVE AND DESTRUCTIVE SEXUAL ENERGY,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID
THAT POURING OVER THE PAST IS NOT IMPORTANT. CHANGE THE BEHAVIOR. I HAVE CHANGED
THE BEHAVIOR. WELL, THEN WHAT ARE
YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ? THIS IS PROBABLY
THE HEALTHIEST RELATIONSHIP THAT I HAVE
EVER BEEN IN. I’M NOT
GONNA DUMP HIM. AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT
MOVING IN TOGETHER. HA, NOW THAT’S
THE BRENDA I KNOW. ( laughing ) I HATE YOUR NEW HAIR. I COULD FEEL THE GENTLE
ROCKING OF THE TRAIN AS WE STARTED TO MOVE. AND HE WAS SO HANDSOME, SITTING
THERE AGAINST THE WINDOW, SMILING AT ME. WHEN I WOKE UP I COULD HARDLY
BELIEVE I WAS THIS OLD LADY IN BED ALL BY MYSELF. WHAT’S ODD IS I HAD COMPLETELY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT TRIP. IT WAS SO LONG AGO. I HAVE SO MANY MEMORIES
OF MY TIME WITH WALTER THAT I CAN’T EVEN
REMEMBER THEM ALL ! MEMORIES ARE NICE,
AREN’T THEY, ELLEN ? MMM-HMM. THEIR ATM IS DOWN. REALLY ? I’VE GOT NO CASH SO I TRIED
TO USE MY CREDIT CARD TO GET A GAS CAN
AND A COUPLE GALLONS OF GAS, BUT OF COURSE I’M WAY OVER
MY LIMIT SO HE WOULDN’T TAKE IT. I BEGGED HIM, PLEASE,
AND HE LAUGHS IN MY FACE. HOW HUMILIATING
IS THAT ? I’M SORRY. MAN. I MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE, A SERIOUS
ASSHOLE IN A PREVIOUS LIFE. I DON’T THINK
IT WORKS THAT WAY. THINGS JUST HAPPEN. AT LEAST I STOLE
A PACK OF GUM. YOU STOLE THAT ? I FIGURED
HE DESERVED IT. YOU WANT A PIECE ? ( laughing ) NOW YOU’RE
MY ACCOMPLICE. SHIT. WHAT’S WRONG ? MY POOR GRANDMA’S
STILL WAITING FOR ME. I’D CALL HER,
BUT SHE’S DEAF. SHE NEVER
HEARS THE PHONE. WHY DON’T YOU LET ME BUY
THE GAS CAN AND GAS, OKAY ? NO WAY. REALLY,
IT’S NO BIG DEAL. I’M GOING TO. ONLY IF YOU TAKE ME TO AN ATM
SO I CAN PAY YOU BACK. OKAY. AN APPLE, SOME SHARP CHEDDAR
AND A HUNK OF CRUSTY BREAD. AND SOMEHOW, IT ALL TASTES
JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER WHEN YOU CUT IT WITH YOUR
GRANDFATHER’S POCKET KNIFE. I’VE BEEN THINKING WE SHOULD
INVITE KYLE OVER FOR DINNER. WHY ? SO HE CAN MEET
MY FRIEND, BECKY, WHO’S QUITE ADORABLE
IN HER OWN WAY AND… QUITE SINGLE. RUTH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING ? I’M TRYING TO
ARRANGE A DINNER. I CAN MAKE
MY VEGETABLE LASAGNA,
YOU LIKE THAT. AND BECKY
SAID SHE WOULD– YOU’RE MEDDLING. I DON’T THINK IT’S MEDDLING
TO SIMPLY INTRODUCE TWO PEOPLE. WHEN ONE OF THEM
HAPPENS TO BE MY SON WHO LEAVES BOXES OF SHIT
ON OUR DOORSTEP, OH YES,
THAT’S MEDDLING. BUT DON’T YOU
WANT TO HELP HIM ? I ONLY AGREED TO MEET WITH HIM
BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO SEE FIRST-HAND
WHAT A MESS HE IS. IF I’D HAD ANY IDEA– CHRIST. LOOK… JUST LEAVE IT ALONE,
RUTH, OKAY ? YOU DEAL WITH YOUR
MESSED-UP CHILDREN AND I’LL DEAL
WITH MINE. I DON’T CARE FOR
THAT TONE, GEORGE. I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, RUTH. VERY. WHEN YOU LOSE
SOMEBODY YOU LOVE, YOU TRULY HAVE LOST
A PART OF YOURSELF. BECAUSE YOU’VE SHARED
A LIFETIME WITH THIS PERSON IT’S ONLY NATURAL
TO HAVE MOMENTS WHEN YOU’RE FEELING
COMPLETELY LOST– WHAT IF YOU HAVEN’T ? WELL, IF YOU
DON’T FEEL LOST– NO, I DIDN’T GET TO SHARE
A LIFETIME WITH HER. I’M SORRY, I’VE BEEN LISTENING
TO YOUR STORIES AND THEY’RE… THEY’RE REALLY UPSETTING TO ME
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE THAT. I DON’T HAVE
A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES. WE WERE JUST
GETTING STARTED, JUST WORKING
THINGS THROUGH. AND, UH,
NOW I HAVE A… HAVE A TWO-YEAR-OLD
DAUGHTER WHO DOESN’T
HAVE A MOTHER… AND SO SHE HAS TO GET
EVERYTHING FROM ME BECAUSE I’M
ALL THERE IS. AND I DON’T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH THAT. MOST OF THE TIME
I JUST… I JUST FEEL NUMB, AND THEN SOMETIMES
I FEEL JUST… JUST TERRIFIED. THEN SOMETIMES
I JUST FEEL SO ANGRY, BUT THEN I DON’T WANT
TO BE THIS BITTER GUY, SO, I TRY TO
DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE I DON’T
WANT MY DAUGHTER TO HAVE TO LIVE
WITH THAT POISON. I TRY AND
BE THANKFUL. I TRY SO HARD
TO BE THANKFUL. AND I AM THANKFUL, I’M THANKFUL
I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CHILD THAT LISA GAVE ME. AND SOME DAYS, SOME DAYS I JUST FEEL
LIKE I’M GOING CRAZY, LIKE I’M LITERALLY
LOSING MY MIND– ( fire alarm ) THAT’S THE FIRE ALARM. PROBABLY JUST
A FALSE ALARM, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE WE’RE
GONNA WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY AND OUT INTO
THE PARKING LOT. IS EVERYONE READY ? THANKS FOR
THE GAS, MAN. THIS IS ONE INCREDIBLY
SHITTY DAY FOR ME, BUT YOU ARE LIKE THE COOLEST
GUY I EVER MET, DAVID. NOW WE JUST GOTTA
HIT THAT ATM. THEY’RE USUALLY
ALL OVER. YOU WANT
SOME WATER ? NO THANKS. ARE YOU GAY ? UH… YES. I THOUGHT SO. YOU LOOK GAY. OH. NO, I MEAN
YOU COULD BE. I WAS HOPING
YOU WERE GAY. I MEAN, I FIGURE
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, YOU’RE TOO
CUTE NOT TO. BUT WHAT IF I COULD
BE YOUR GUY ON THE SIDE, WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU AND LOVES YOU
UNCONDITIONALLY AND PRETTY MUCH LIVES
JUST TO PLEASE YOU. DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF ? ( music ) HELLO ? DO YOU WANT
SOME WATER OR NOT ? NO, THANKS,
I’M FINE. DUDE, WHERE’D YOU GO ? I’M A LITTLE
PREOCCUPIED. I’M HAVING ONE
OF THOSE DAYS TOO. WELL, HEY,
SAY NO MORE. I SMELL SMOKE. DOES ANYONE ELSE
SMELL SMOKE ? OKAY, EVERYONE,
FALSE ALARM. WE CAN ALL
GO BACK IN. ( chattering ) ♪ IT’S MY LIFE ♪ ♪ DON’T YOU FORGET ♪ SO DID YOU GROW UP
IN L.A. ? YEAH, ONE OF
THE RARE NATIVES. WHAT ABOUT YOU ? I WAS BORN IN
ST. GEORGE, BERMUDA. WOW. NOT AS EXCITING
AS IT SOUNDS. IT WAS A NAVAL
AIR STATION. YOUR DAD WAS
IN THE NAVY ? AT FIRST AND THEN HE WORKED
FOR A FOOD SERVICE COMPANY THAT SUPPLIED THE NAVY. I USED TO FANTASIZE
ABOUT RUNNING AWAY AND JOINING THE NAVY. MOSTLY I JUST PICTURED MYSELF
WALKING DOWN THE GANGWAY IN MY SAILOR UNIFORM, LIKE
GENE KELLY IN “ON THE TOWN”. WHO ? NEVER MIND. THE NAVY SUCKS. WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
AS SOON AS I’D MAKE FRIENDS, MY DAD WOULD
HAVE TO MOVE. SO I WAS ALWAYS
THE NEW KID. YEAH, I KNOW
HOW THAT FEELS. I WAS NEVER
THE NEW KID. I WAS JUST
THE ODD KID. I THINK THERE’S
ONE IN THERE. WHAT ? ATM ? OH, COOL. ♪ DON’T YOU FORGET… ♪ HEY. OKAY, THIS
IS THE DEAL. WE WALK IN THERE, YOU GET AS MUCH CASH
AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR ATM CARD. IF YOU TRY ANYTHING, I MEAN
IF YOU EVEN BREATHE IN A WAY THAT I DON’T LIKE,
I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE SPINE. UNDERSTAND ? ( beeping ) NOT 300, 500. I DON’T THINK YOU CAN
WITHDRAW 500– YEAH, YOU CAN,
DO IT. I DON’T EVEN HAVE
500 IN MY ACCOUNT. HOW MUCH ? MAYBE FOUR. DO FOUR. LET’S GO. ( coughing ) NICE TRY. WOW, I REALLY HIT
YOU HARD, DIDN’T I ? YEAH. I’M SORRY, BRO. IT JUST, IT FELT
SO FUCKING GOOD ! GOD, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
I WAS GONNA DO THAT. I JUST FUCKING,
I JUST DID IT ! LOOK, YOU GOT YOUR MONEY,
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. AW, DON’T BE
ANGRY, DAVID. COME ON,
GET IN THE VAN. I’M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU. OH, HEY, YOU’RE NOT
GONNA DUMP ME AFTER OUR FIRST FIGHT,
ARE YOU ? WE’RE BEST FRIENDS
FOREVER. NOW GET IN THE VAN BEFORE
I KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS. LET’S GO, COWBOY. WHERE ? THAT WAY. HEY. WIPE YOUR FACE. AHH. DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
YOU BACK TO YOUR CAR ? I DON’T HAVE A CAR. WHERE I PICKED YOU UP. ( laughing ) THAT WASN’T MY CAR,
I DON’T HAVE A CAR. WHERE WOULD
I GET A CAR ? SO… WHERE AM I
TAKING YOU ? WELL, IT’S DEFINITELY
PARTY TIME. THERE ARE THESE GUYS I KNOW
IN LONG BEACH THAT DEAL METH. HAVE FUN ALL TWEAK-END
LONG, YOU KNOW. OH, NO, NO, WE’LL DO IT
OLD SCHOOL TONIGHT. MACARTHUR PARK. HEAD ON DOWN
TO THE CRACK GALLERY. JESUS. YOU CAN JUST
TAKE THE VAN– NO, I’M DRINKING,
YOU HAVE TO DRIVE. FRIENDS DON’T LET
FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK. HOW DO I GET THERE ? JUST HEAD
TOWARDS DOWNTOWN. NO, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ?! I’M GETTING
ON THE FREEWAY. STAY OFF
THE FUCKING FREEWAY ! JUST GO,
GET ONTO ALVARADO. OKAY, CALM DOWN ! I DON’T LIKE
THE FREEWAY. I HAD AN ACCIDENT
ON THE FREEWAY. MY FATHER
WAS KILLED. RIGHT AFTER
WE MOVED HERE. I’M SORRY. ON THE WAY
TO THE DODGER GAME. WE WERE JUST TALKING
AND THEN BAM ! PLOWED INTO THE BACK
OF THIS TRUCK. I’M REALLY SORRY. WHEN THE CAR FINALLY
STOPPED MOVING, HE JUST… WASN’T THERE ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED ? HE WENT THROUGH
THE WINDSHIELD. HE NEVER WORE
HIS SEAT BELT. IT WAS HIS LITTLE
“FUCK YOU” TO THE WORLD. I LOST MY FATHER
IN A CAR ACCIDENT TOO. HE WAS HIT BY A BUS. HOW OLD WERE YOU ? IT WAS JUST
THREE YEARS AGO. OH, FUCK YOU,
THAT’S NOT THE SAME ! I WAS 10 YEARS OLD. ( sniffling ) ( farting noise ) JESUS, MAN,
YOU FART ? NO. OH ! YEAH, YOU DID ! HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ! IT WAS THE BODY. WHAT ? THE BODY,
IT’S RELEASING GAS. AT THE FUCK
IS THAT ?! I JUST SAID,
IT’S A BODY. I’M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. I WAS TAKING IT HOME
WHEN I PICKED YOU UP. OH, FUCK, FUCK ! GET IT OUT OF HERE ! STOP THE
FUCKING VAN ! STOP THE FUCKING VAN ! JESUS, IT’S A CHICK. HEY, YOU WANNA
FUCK HER ? I WAS KIDDING ! OH SHIT, YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FACE ! WHAT DO YOU WANT ? I TO GET HER THE FUCK
OUT OF MY VAN. JESUS, THAT IS A PERSON,
THAT’S SOMEBODY’S WIFE ! WELL, IF SHE WAS ALWAYS
FARTING LIKE THAT HE MUST BE HAPPY
TO BE RID OF HER. OH GOD, THAT
IS DISGUSTING. UH, LET’S GO. I SAID LET’S GO ! ( engine starting ) MAN, YOU GOT
ANY LYSOL ? I STILL
SMELL HER FARTS. NO. PULL IN THERE. GET IN THE BACK. LAY DOWN. ON YOUR STOMACH ! WHAT, YOU THINK
WE’RE GONNA MAKE OUT ? FAGGOT. GIMME YOUR HANDS. ( grunting ) IS THAT TOO TIGHT ? YES. TOUGH SHIT, I DON’T
WANT YOU GOING ANYWHERE. I LIKE YOU. ( door slamming ) ( heavy breathing ) ( grunting ) ( store bell ) ( footsteps approaching ) UH, BITCH. ( cell phone ringing ) THAT WAS SO GREAT. YOUR FUCKING
CELL PHONE ! YOU ARE SO LAME. OH MY GOD ! YOU POOR THING. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE
SO FUCKING RESCUED. ALL GONE. COPS GO BYE-BYE. NOW SAY YOU’RE SORRY
FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM ME. ( sobbing ) SAY YOU’RE
FUCKING SORRY, PUSSY ! I’M SORRY,
I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY ! I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY ! SO… ARE YOU REALLY
A MORTICIAN ? FUNERAL DIRECTOR. MAN, THAT IS SO SICK. THERE’S NOTHING
SICK ABOUT IT. WHAT’S SICK WAS
LEAVING THAT WOMAN IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ROAD LIKE THAT. IMAGINE THE GUY
WHO FINDS HER. “HEY, WHAT DO
WE GOT HERE ? “A BAG OF GOLD ? “AAAGGH ! IT’S SOME DEAD CUNT !” OH, C’MON,
THAT’S FUNNY ! IT’S NOT FUNNY. WHAT IF THAT WAS
SOMEONE YOU CARED ABOUT ? LIKE WHO ? LIKE SOMEONE
IN YOUR FAMILY ? WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS TO ME ? HOW CAN YOU
BE THIS WAY ? BECAUSE YOUR
FATHER DIED ? YOU IDIOT. I MADE ALL THAT UP,
MY FATHER’S NOT DEAD, HE’S DOING TIME SOMEWHERE
IN WASHINGTON STATE. THEN WHY ? WHY– I NEED TO UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU COULD DO THIS TO ME, TO ANYBODY ! DON’T YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING
SYMPATHY FOR ME… AT ALL ? HOW CAN YOU BE SO
COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED FROM ANOTHER
HUMAN BEING ? JESUS, DAVID. WHAT FUCKING DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE ? LET’S JUST GET HIGH
AND HAVE SOME FUN. MAN, LOOK AT
YOUR FACE. SEE, YOU COULD
USE SOME CRACK. YOU EVER
DONE IT BEFORE ? NO. SHIT, I HAVEN’T DONE CRACK
IN A LONG TIME. I THINK ABOUT IT. SOMETIMES I WALK
BY A CAR, RIGHT AFTER THE ENGINE’S
BEEN TURNED OFF, AND IT HAS THAT SMELL,
THAT CRACK SMELL. FUCK, THIS IS
GONNA BE GREAT. C’MON. LET’S GO FIND US
A CRACK DEALER. HIM ? TOO FREAKY. THERE,
THE LITTLE JUGGLER. WHAT YOU WANT ? COUPLE OF ROCKS,
HOW MUCH ? 40 EACH. 40, SHIT,
JUST GIVE ME ONE. YOU BOUGHT THE DRUGS
RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH ? YEAH, WE’RE
CLOSE THAT WAY. ( starting engine ) HOLD ON A SECOND,
LET ME ENJOY THIS. UP, UP, UP, UP
WE GO… AHHH. NO, THANK YOU. C’MON,
IT’S GOOD STUFF. NO ! OR I COULD PUT A HOLE
IN YOUR THROAT AND BLOW THE SMOKE
IN THAT WAY. OKAY ! THERE YOU GO. HOLD IT… HOLD IT IN. OKAY. OH… NICE, HUH ? WOW, OH YEAH… I AM SO FUCKING
LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD… I’VE NEVER
FELT LIKE THIS. HOW COULD I HAVE
NEVER FELT LIKE THIS ? CAN YOU DRIVE ? I CAN DO ANYTHING. ( engine starting ) DO YOU WANT
TO HAVE SEX ? ARE YOU SERIOUS ? TOTALLY. I NEED TO SUCK DICK, MAN,
I NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME. OKAY. CAREFUL,
I’M DRIVING– JESUS ! GIMME ALL YOUR
FUCKIN’ MONEY, MAN, OR I’LL BEAT
YOUR FUCKING FACE IN, SHIT-FACED MOTHERFUCKERS ! WILL HE COME
AFTER US ? NO WAY. FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OOH ! HEY. YOUR WINDSHIELD’S BUSTED. ( laughing ) I SWEAR TO GOD,
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING HERO. ARE YOU GONNA
LET ME GO NOW ? NO, AW C’MON, NOW YOU GOTTA
GO AND HURT MY FEELINGS. MAN, WE’RE BEST
FRIENDS FOR LIFE. YOU JUST SAID
I SAVED YOUR LIFE. THAT WAS JUST TALK. THAT’S WHAT YOU DO
WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, YOU SAY NICE
THINGS TO THEM SO THEY’LL FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THEMSELVES. THAT GUY WOULD
HAVE KILLED YOU ! I DON’T THINK SO. GODDAMNIT, I GAVE YOU MONEY,
YOU GOT HIGH, THERE’S NOTHING ELSE
YOU WANT FROM ME, C’MON, JAKE,
LET’S JUST END IT. NO, NO, NO. WE GOTTA GO
TO LONG BEACH. WHAT ? I NEED SOME METH. OH… YEAH, WELL, THERE’S DEFINITELY
SOME DOWNSIDES TO CRACK. OH ! OKAY, LOOK. JUST TAKE ME TO LONG BEACH
AND YOU’RE DONE. REALLY ? REALLY. DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHERE WE ARE ? NOT EXACTLY. AM I GOING IN
THE RIGHT DIRECTION ? I GUESS. HOW WILL I KNOW
WHEN I GET THERE ? IF YOU HIT THE FUCKING OCEAN
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR. I JUST DON’T
KNOW WHERE I AM. IT’S A RED HOUSE. LIKE A BARN RED. SHOULD I START
LOOKING ? YEAH, YEAH, WHEN
WE GET CLOSER, YEAH. HEY. THAT’S MY DOG. WHAT ? THAT’S MY
FUCKING DOG ! WAIT, STOP ! STOP ! ROLL DOWN
YOUR WINDOW. HEY, CHARLIE,
HEY, CHARLIE ! HERE, BOY,
HERE, BOY ! HOW CAN THAT
BE YOUR DOG ? I USED TO LIVE
AROUND HERE. FOLLOW HIM ! FOLLOW HIM ! I THINK HE’S GONE. KEEP GOING. DON’T SCARE HIM,
JUST GET CLOSE. THAT’S WHAT
I’M DOING. YEAH, BUT DON’T
SCARE HIM. NOW HELP ME
CATCH HIM. I DON’T WANT TO ! I DON’T WANT
TO SHOOT YOU. GET OUT AND HELP ME
GET MY DOG. AND I WILL
LET YOU GO. WHAT ABOUT
GETTING THE METH ? JUST HELP ME GET MY DOG
AND I WILL LET YOU GO. PROMISE ? I SWEAR
TO FUCKING GOD. YOU’RE SCARING HIM ! HE’S GONNA GET AWAY. CHARLIE ! HERE, BOY,
I’VE GOT A COOKIE. I’VE GOT A COOKIE
FOR YOU ! DON’T LIE
TO MY DOG. ( barking ) I GOT HIM ! HEY, CHARLIE,
HEY, BOY. HEY, CHARLIE. THAT’S NOT MY DOG. WHAT ? THAT’S NOT MY DOG,
LET HIM GO. OF COURSE
IT’S YOUR DOG. I KNOW MY OWN DOG,
STUPID, LET HIM GO ! JESUS, I ASK YOU FOR ONE THING
AND YOU CAN’T EVEN DO THAT ! ( gunshot ) GIMME YOUR WALLET. WHAT ? GIVE IT. SO THEY CAN’T IDENTIFY
YOUR BODY RIGHT AWAY. THAT’S RIGHT,
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU ARE SO DEAD. ( groaning ) ( coughing ) I’LL HELP YOU. WE’LL KEEP LOOKING,
I’LL FIND YOUR DOG. JESUS, HE’D BE LIKE
30 YEARS OLD NOW. FUCK IT. I’M THROUGH
WITH YOU, MAN. IT’S TIME TO END
THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. NO ! ( screaming ) WHAT, YOU’RE GONNA
KILL ME WITH A ROCK ? PLEASE… SO, WHAT’LL IT BE ? YOU WANNA GO OUT
IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, OR SHOULD I JUST
SHOOT YOU ? PLEASE DON’T KILL ME. PLEASE, PLEASE,
DON’T KILL ME… PLEASE DON’T
KILL ME… SUCKT. PUT IT
IN YOUR MOUTH. SUCK IT. THAT’S RIGHT. YOU ARE SO
FUCKING PATHETIC. CLOSE YOUR EYES. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES
BEFORE I SHOOT THEM OUT. ( tires screeching ) ( music ) ( sirens )Captions Copyright 2004
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