Polar bear escaping hotel
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Polar bear escaping hotel

A polar bear entered the hotel: Isfjord radio on Svalbard. There were 9 guests and 5 employees at the hotel they were never in danger. The polar bear fled through a window when the Governor’s helicopter came to the place. It had managed to destroy a storage for food & drink at the hotel. The hotel is 90 km outside…

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MY BATHROOM DISASTER
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MY BATHROOM DISASTER

I’ve never taken a nap in a restroom SHUT UP! Here’s your check! Wait is this a date or we just friends I mean she’s not reaching for the check so maybe this is a date Oh duh I’ll just run to the bathroom real quick to check our relationship status on facebook Excuse me, I’m gonna go play some…

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SLEEPING PILL DISASTER
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SLEEPING PILL DISASTER

[snoring] [Ian] SHUT UP! Help.. The hell..? Very sick… Haven’t slept in days… Too weak to go on..! I think I got just what you need. [whistling] My grandpa gave me his old sleeping pills at his will when he died. He said… …what did he say again? These pills are very dangerous, so don’t ever use them, dummy! Uh..…

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A Short Hike | Review
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A Short Hike | Review

RAD One of my favourite pastimes is hiking. I can’t think of a better way to spend a weekend than getting out in the bush, climbing a few rocks, and taking in the beautiful landscape Australia has to offer. It feels good to get off the grid. But I know not everyone feels that way, and being without mobile reception…

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Margaret Qualley on Brad Pitt & Hairy Armpits
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Margaret Qualley on Brad Pitt & Hairy Armpits

>>YOU AN ACTOR?>>NO, I’M A STUNTMAN.>>STUNTMAN. THAT’S WAY BETTER.>>WHY’S THAT WAY BETTER?>>ACTORS ARE PHONY.>>OH.>>THEY JUST SAY LINES THAT OTHER PEOPLE WRITE AND PRETEND TO MURDER PEOPLE ON THEIR STUPID TV SHOWS THE MEANWHILE, REAL PEOPLE ARE BEING MURDERED EVERY DAY IN VIETNAM.>>Jimmy: “ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD” OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MARGARET QUALLEY. ♪ ♪>>Jimmy:…

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The Daleks Strike Back
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The Daleks Strike Back

TIE FIGHTER: Hhhrrwwaaaaoooorrrrhhhh etc. DARTH VADER: Why are you interrupting my ball time? I trust this is important. ADMIRAL SNACKBAR: We have enemy ships on all flanks, sir. They’ve opened a communications channel. DARTH VADER: Oh. Wonderful. DALEK: I will talk to Darth Vader! DARTH VADER: Speaking. DALEK: We are the Daleks. You will obey or you will be EXTERMINATED!…

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Brewstew – Seizure
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Brewstew – Seizure

Alright, this is a story about when I was 11 years old And my brain decided to go all screwy and have itself a seizure And seizures aren’t very fun, I wouldn’t recommend having any Especially if you’re eleven Alright, so my friend Steven is over my house And he brought his dumbass little brother Matt along with him We’re…

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