The Daleks Strike Back
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The Daleks Strike Back

TIE FIGHTER: Hhhrrwwaaaaoooorrrrhhhh etc. DARTH VADER: Why are you interrupting my ball time? I trust this is important. ADMIRAL SNACKBAR: We have enemy ships on all flanks, sir. They’ve opened a communications channel. DARTH VADER: Oh. Wonderful. DALEK: I will talk to Darth Vader! DARTH VADER: Speaking. DALEK: We are the Daleks. You will obey or you will be EXTERMINATED!…

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Brewstew – Seizure
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Brewstew – Seizure

Alright, this is a story about when I was 11 years old And my brain decided to go all screwy and have itself a seizure And seizures aren’t very fun, I wouldn’t recommend having any Especially if you’re eleven Alright, so my friend Steven is over my house And he brought his dumbass little brother Matt along with him We’re…

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Haschak Sisters – Call It A Day
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Haschak Sisters – Call It A Day

dad why am I here because mom said while she’s away no Sierra we do this every year she has the question dad it’s hot and there’s bugs Daddy you do know we hate being out here right like clockwork summertime comes and I wanna to have fun cuz I got someone on my mind but instead of the beach…

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Severed Head In The Hood Prank!
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Severed Head In The Hood Prank!

Hey, everybody. Jack Vale here, and today I’m hitting the streets of Long Beach, California, with a human head in an ice chest. [MUSIC PLAYING] Are you interested in a Coke or beer or something? You want to see what I got? I got ice cream in there. Yeah. Dude, if you want. Yeah. Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah, absolutely,…

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John Wick (2014) – Movies with Mikey

John Wick, or The Boogeyman Destroys Mount Olympus as I like to think of it, is a 2014 film that had a lot of reasons to be a middle-of-the-road action film that should have come and gone with little to no fanfare. It was directed by Chad Stahelski, who had never directed a film before, but he’d been around Hollywood…

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How To Lose 10 LBS of Weight In A Month  || CHALLENGE
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How To Lose 10 LBS of Weight In A Month || CHALLENGE

Hello, Infographics fans- once more we’re concerned about your health. Obesity rates are finally starting to come down across America, but while the Battle of the Bulge may have started here in the USA, it has spread around the world. Today modern nations are all battling obesity as our overprivileged first world lifestyles make life easy and convenient. All that…

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Brewstew – Crazy Customers
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Brewstew – Crazy Customers

Alright, for those of you that don’t know, I used to work at a car dealership in the service department. When people would come and get their car fixed, it was my job to bring them back home in a shitty soccer mom minivan. For the most part it was a decent job. I mean, if you don’t mind having…

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Brewstew – My First Job
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Brewstew – My First Job

Alright, since it seems like everyone does a video on their first job, I might as well do one on mine! And that job was being a cook at my local pizza restaurant. I was a pizza-making machine! I had my little hat. My little smock. And my little name tag, that had the wrong name on it. Now, I…

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