Trump’s New Border Wall Is Too Hot to Climb
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Trump’s New Border Wall Is Too Hot to Climb

-Let’s get to the news. During a visit to the U.S./Mexico border yesterday, President Trump claimed the new wall is designed to absorb heat, making it harder to climb. So it’s absolutely foolproof unless immigrants can find some sort of technology that would — damn it! [ Laughter ] Well, at the border, President Trump called the new fencing, quote,…

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Mark and His Muscles Raise Some Money
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Mark and His Muscles Raise Some Money

– We’re back with the very fit Mark Wahlberg, who’s agreed to help us raise some money for breast cancer research. For every pull-up you do in 30 seconds, Ulta Beauty will donate $1,000 to Breast Cancer Research Foundation. [cheers and applause] Um, now Mark just said, “Remember I already worked out today,” so, uh– that’s an excuse? – I’m…

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