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SCP-2928 The 21st Discipline | object class euclid| Humanoid / Cognitohazard scp

SCP-2928 The 21st Discipline Object Class: Euclid Item #: SCP-2928 Object Class: Euclid (formerly Keter) Special Containment Procedures: Agents globally
embedded in law enforcement agencies and tabloid media are to monitor incoming information
for possible SCP-2928 sightings and activity. Suspected SCP-2928 sightings are to be investigated
by MTF Beta-19 (“Nightingales”), and confirmed instances are to be contained if possible
or terminated if necessary. SCP-2928 instances are to be contained in
separate standard humanoid containment units within Site ██. Personnel that come into
direct contact with SCP-2928, including all members of MTF Beta-19, must maintain a mental
comprehension of SCP-2928 as outlined by the components of Operation KUDZU. Operation KUDZU is to remain in effect indefinitely. Operation KUDZU is designed to create and
prolong existing media that effectively acts as an anti-meme toward SCP-2928. Creators of media that qualify are to be contacted
in an effort to extend the duration of their work, but are not to be given any factual
information about the Foundation or its goals. Once acquired, KUDZU content creators are
to be placed under Foundation protection. Although the exact date of the breach is unknown,
on 12/02/1996 it was discovered the effects of SCP-2928 had extended to all SCP-2928 documentation. As such, the memetic trigger within this document
has been expunged to prevent perception alterations within personnel, and all possible future
triggers will similarly be expunged. Those with sufficient clearance, and who have
been effectively inoculated against the effects of SCP-2928, have been given access to an
unedited interview containing otherwise expunged data. Description: SCP-2928 are humanoids that,
while in an Alpha Phase, cause hallucinations1 in those who observe them. An Alpha Phase is a voluntary action, and
causes SCP-2928 to appear as the affected subject conceptually understands [DATA EXPUNGED],
an effect which carries over to video and photographs. The most common hallucinatory effect is an
inability to detect SCP-2928, due to the common stereotype of [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-2928 are otherwise anatomically and genetically
identical to non-anomalous humans. Most SCP-2928 display a rudimentary knowledge
of other anomalies, and on rare occasions wield anomalous items as weapons and tools. SCP-2928 publicizing information to perpetuate
the intended effect of being undetectable have been confirmed as early as the 15th century. The United States experienced a dramatic increase
in media concerning [DATA EXPUNGED] during the 1980s, primarily in the movie industry. SCP-2928 activity showed a marked increase
due to these spikes in public conception of [DATA EXPUNGED], and the resulting increased
effectiveness of SCP-2928 being undetectable. In 1999, ███████ ████ began
the serialization of the ██████ series. The content of this series resulted in viewers
regarding [DATA EXPUNGED] as much more conspicuous entities, weakening the intended effectiveness
of the SCP-2928 anomaly. While it is unknown if the creator intended
to combat SCP-2928, the Foundation successfully increased the duration of the series with
the creation of Operation KUDZU. With the continued moderate success of Operation
KUDZU, Object Class has officially been changed from Keter to Euclid. Displaying SCP-2928-13 Interview SCP-2928-13: I’m a ninja! Dr. Suzuki:Yes, I understand that. I can still see you. Though you look like a Japanese theater stagehand
to me. SCP-2928-13:Worth a shot. I freaked the janitor out once.Alright, go
ahead. Dr. Suzuki: Can you explain to me what your
organization hopes to accomplish? SCP-2928-13: First off, I’m not a member anymore. You know that. As for what we did, we made ends meet. Kill folks, steal stuff, get paid. That’s really it, at least for the grunts
like me. They’re magical mercs for hire, nothing more. Same thing for hundreds of years. They just like doing it unnoticed. So they played with your database a bit back
in… was it ’95? Dr. Suzuki: 1996.Can you tell me about the Alpha
Phase, the cause of the hallucinations? SCP-2928-13: It’s a hidden discipline of ninjutsu. Officially there are only eighteen, but this
is number twenty-one. We go through this ritual, and we bind ourselves
to an idea. So we were supposed to be ultra-stealthy,
you know? Because that’s what everyone thinks ninjas
are. Dr. Suzuki: How have recent developments within
pop culture affected the organization? SCP-2928-13: It’s ridiculous. My father didn’t have to deal with this. He was a master assassin, one with the night. I was too, for a while. Then in the early 2000s things changed, any
mission ran the risk of being a giant neon sign if the wrong person was around. We tried solving the problem the good old-fashioned
way, but we kept running into problems. You guys, no doubt. Then things went wrong during an assassination
in Somalia, I had to go into hiding. The clan was all I knew, and now they want
me dead. Dr. Suzuki: And this led you to attempt to
contact us? SCP-2928-13: Yeah. Friend of a friend, yadda yadda, UIU threw
me at you guys. Dr. Suzuki: Oh yes, one more thing. Concerning the propaganda series created in
1984 — SCP-2928-13: The turtles? I don’t know, there was a lot of cocaine involved
in their creation. Dr. Suzuki: Heh. I see. So they do not actually exist, then? SCP-2928-13: What? Oh. No, they’re real. I meant, there was coke involved in their
actual creation. The comics were just us covering our asses.

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93 thoughts on “SCP-2928 The 21st Discipline | object class euclid| Humanoid / Cognitohazard scp

  1. This is funny when you realized which Ninja-related movies, anime, and cartoons are mentioned in this document

  2. So, if I'm correct, the teenage mutant ninja turtles tv show was instrumental in bringing this SCP down to Euclid? And they are real? This is the greatest SCP ever made.

  3. LOL i about died when he said ninja turtles exist and were made with cocaine, i cant even with this shonin jump nonsense hah

  4. Wouldn't this mean the popularity of the Naruto anime
    made them many times more powerful?

  5. 44th comment and so currently this scp is probably a cyborg ninja who was killed by his brother and spams "I need healing"

  6. So the references I got were… The Kane Kosugi ninja movies, Naruto, and most importantly… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's just freakin' awesome!

  7. The fact that they bind themselves to an idea is incredible, but also a huge weakness. If you subconsciously think of them as slow, and obvious, they are. Anyways, great reading as always, I really enjoyed this!

  8. Hmm, don't see how they would have been keter. Keter implies they are a threat to the entire world at large but seems the ninja really only want to make cash not destroy the world or kill tons of innocent people for no reason. Could easily have been delt with by having lots of spys in underworld hit men markets to find out when said attacks would happen and either intervene or better yet hire another clan to deal with it to cancel its self out.

  9. I know of many effect on nature exist, you can't hide by the modern arts of lies & denial, the mind knows by character when you try to deceive 1 that is aware of more than what just is, in the realm of what matter has to offer. energy has it's own realms! that is way you are so bad at Lie's. you cover your tracks while the accounts of anomalies go up, why hide from that? the world may know if we don't.

  10. SCP 000 is the darkness
    SCP 001 is the gate protecter preventing SCP 000 from escaping the void and destroying the universe.

  11. Item #: SCP-049

    Object Class: Euclid

    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is to be contained in a secure holding cell in Research Sector-██. SCP-049 is not to be removed from its cell unless approved by a Level Two or higher personnel, before which SCP-049 must be heavily sedated. Even so, at such times SCP-049 is to be accompanied by two (2) armed guards and guided by an iron collar, secured to two (2) iron poles 2 m in length, and held firmly by two (2) Level One or higher personnel while in transit. Any experiments performed on SCP-049 are to be conducted inside of specifically prepared rooms (see document 042-D-3-18).

    SCP-049’s cell should be monitored at all times via a security camera. Should any abnormal behavior occur, Doctor ████ is to be alerted at once.

    Description: SCP-049 is humanoid in appearance, standing at 1.9 m tall and weighing 95.3 kg; however, the Foundation is currently incapable of studying its face and body more fully, as it is covered in what appears to be the garb of the traditional “Plague Doctor” from 15-16th century Europe. This material is actually a part of SCP-049’s body, as microscopic and genetic testing show it to be similar in structure to muscle, although it feels much like rough leather, and the mask much like ceramic. It was originally discovered in ██████, England, by local police. Mobile task force [REDACTED] responded to a suspected outbreak of [DATA EXPUNGED]. All civilians within a .5km radius were given class A amnestics as part of the initial containment procedure.

    SCP-049 does not speak (See addendum A-1), although it seems to understand English perfectly well, and is completely docile until it tries to perform surgery. SCP-049’s touch is invariably lethal to humans. After contact with SCP-049’s hand(s), the victim (hereafter referred to as SCP-049-2) suffers [DATA EXPUNGED] and dies within moments. SCP-049 will then attempt to kill all humans it can see in a similar manner, supposedly to avoid interruption, before returning to SCP-049-2. It produces a bag made of [DATA EXPUNGED] containing scalpels, needle, thread, and several vials of an as-yet-unidentified substance, from somewhere within its body (research has been unable to locate these tools when inside of SCP-049 through X-ray and similar techniques) and begins dissecting SCP-049-2, as well as inserting various chemicals into the body. After approximately 20 minutes, SCP-049 will sew SCP-049-2 back up and become docile once more.

    After a period of a few minutes, SCP-049-2 will resume vital signs and appears to reanimate. However, SCP-049-2 seems completely without higher brain functions, and will wander aimlessly until it encounters another living human. At that point, SCP-049-2's adrenaline and endorphin levels increase to approximately three-hundred (300) percent as it attempts to kill and ██████ any human beings it can find, before returning to its mindless state and wandering until it comes across more humans. At this stage, termination with extreme prejudice is allowed. Failure to enforce this protocol outside of testing scenarios (see addendum T-049-12) is punishable by termination.

    Detailed autopsies of SCP-049-2 have found several unusual substances (along with usual substances in large amounts) within the bodies, including [DATA EXPUNGED]. However, several have yet to be identified (researchers with level 3 or higher authorization, refer to Addendum C-1).

  12. This is the type of file that makes me want to get involved with SCP-related work. Definitely one for the favorites list.

  13. My cousin's turtle fights weird aliens with a stick everyday and has an obsession for pizza…
    slowly takes the phone and calls the foundation

  14. I was definitely thinking about the TMNTs when I seen the image of the shady ninja w/ head band waving….plus the mention of the 1980s as well as the 1990s decades were a huge give away as well….lol cool.

  15. So if ninjas are reliant on perception of ninjas as a whole, does that mean they could do Naruto stuff when that was big?

  16. Im curious, do people prefer stories with historically acurate Ninjas as basically medieval special forces or the "Mystical Ninja" that grew out of folklore and popculture?

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