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Jessica Alba Has a Tramp Stamp


SOMEONE WHO HAS GONE FOR IT BECAUSE WE ALL MISS YOUR
CHARACTER JOHN RALPHIO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BEN: TAKE ON THE MAGAZINE COVER. JAMES: I’M GOING TO SAY BETTER
THAN A MAGAZINE COVER. SOMEBODY HAS GOT YOU TATTOOED
HERE ON THEIR BODY. BEN: I’M AWARE OF THIS.
BUT SURELY AS SWEET AND WONDERFUL AS THEY ARE GOING TO
REGRET IT IN A DAY OR TWO. OR IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN, THEY
CAN CHANGE THEIR FACE TO ANDREW GARFIELD.
JESSICA: NO, I’M REALLY INTO IT. JAMES: DO YOU HAVE ANY TATOOS? JESSICA: I HAVE A TRAMP STAMP. I WAS GOING THROUGH A BREAK-UP.
JAMES: WHAT DOES IT SAY? JESSICA: IT’S A BOW. JAMES: IT’S A GIFT.
JESSICA: TAS GIFT. JAMES: IT’S A GIFT.
BEN: IT’S A GIFT. [APPLAUSE]
BEN: UNWRAP IT. JESSICA: IT’S REALLY BAD.
BEN: I THINK THAT’S GREAT. JAMES: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪

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73 thoughts on “Jessica Alba Has a Tramp Stamp

  1. I MISS PARKS AND REC SO MUCH. IT'S LIKE A BREAKUP I WAS NEVER READY FOR. STILL NOT READY. WILL NEVER ACCEPT. WAITING FOR REUNION PLZ ND THANK YOU

  2. My jaw just dropped down to china..I thought she couldn't be more perfect. Just the imagination how this tattoo looks on her…

  3. “Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coersion, brainwashing, and manipulation.” ― Terence McKenna

  4. LOL! I remember how popular "tramp stamps" were back in the day! Mostly, the only ones who got them were people out to piss off their parents or the establishment. I thought it was embarrassing then, I think it's embarrassing now.

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