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After Ever After – DISNEY Parody


If you’ve ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here’s what happened
after all their dreams came true *Bom* I loved being princess, down in
this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing They end up in someone’s stew So just try to put yourself in
to somebody else’s gills You’re killing my ecosystem
with fishing and oil spills *Oh no* Thank you BP The British are killing
Oil is spilling Now I can’t see *My eyes!* Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning
I think I’m drowning Thanks to BP *You suck!* Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared My husband’s a mark for the War on
Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We’re not Taliban
You’ve got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali
Where could he be? Drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the “free” Bin Laden’s taken the fall *gun sound* We’re not trained pilots at all
*plane crash* Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy
Obama’s lazy al-Qaeda’s not in this country! Set free my Prince Ali A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town’s gone wild since I married
Adam They think I’m going straight to hell *She’ll burn. In hell* But the charges laid on me
of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell *She is a witch* Oh, I’m overrun by mad men *Oh, we’re all crazy* I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
*We’re gonna burn her in the stake* *The witch will fry, that Belle must die* They legit believe I’m Satan And now I hear that
PETA’s gonna take my beast away ♫♫♫ After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards
came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs
and steel They forced us into unknown lands of
exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for
dead So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their
heads *Wait! What?* Have you ever held the entrails of an
English guy? *We’re dead*
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some
French guy’s eyeball? *Sacrebleu!* Can you paint with the red colors in these
men? *Adiós amigos* I can murder if I please ‘Cause I’m dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these
men Thanks to BP Where’s Prince Ali Bestiality I’ve got STDs *Waaaa Waaa Waa Wa Wa Wa Wa P. A. I. N. T. SUBSCRIBE!

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100 thoughts on “After Ever After – DISNEY Parody

  1. My god English isn’t my first language so the first time I listened to this I just thought it was some funny parody but damn now when my English is better and I understand everything changes lol

  2. I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue
    But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone's stew
    So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else's gills
    You're killing my ecosystem — with fishing and oil spills
    Thank you BP, thank you BP
    The British are killing, oil is spilling
    Now I can't see… MY EYES!
    Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
    Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
    Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
    Thanks to BP
    YOU SUCK!
    Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
    My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
    Aladdin was taken by the CIA
    We're not Taliban
    You've got the wrong man
    In Guantanamo Bay
    Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
    Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
    Bin Laden's taken the fall
    We're not trained pilots at all
    Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
    We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
    Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
    Set free my Prince Ali
    A whore! A whore!
    A whore, a whore, a whore!
    This town's gone wild since I married Adam
    They think I'm going straight to hell
    But the charges laid on me
    Of bestiality
    Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
    No, I'm overrun by mad men
    I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
    They legit believe I'm Satan
    And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
    After John Smith traveled back to England
    I helped my people cultivate the fields
    More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
    And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
    They forced us into unknown lands of exile
    They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
    So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
    When I separate their bodies from their heads
    Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
    Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
    Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
    Can you paint with the red colors in these men
    I can murder if I please
    Cause I'm dying of disease
    I can paint with the red colors in these men
    Thanks to BP
    Where's Prince Ali?
    Bestiality
    I've got STDs

  3. The waa waaat the end is my fav part. Like I have other sections I like but that part of all the vids I jump right in on. I sometimes break out into it at random too.

  4. ok so when i was like 10 and 11 i would sing this song religiously without understanding its meaning. now coming back to the song, it taught me more about history than elementary and middle school did

  5. Ariel – Pollution
    Jasmine – Deportation/Racism
    Belle – Homophobia (? I really don’t believe it was actually supposed to be about beastiality lmao)
    Pocahontas – War

    Wow, thanks for recommending this to me, youtube. After six years I can finally see how dark this is

  6. when i was in 5th grade i asked my mom what bestiality was after listening to this song and then i got grounded for two weeks

  7. i love that people on tik tok are now claiming this is their favorite song when they only know that bin laden has taken the fall and dont understand or bit the beating hearts of spanish men and think im crazy when i sing that.

  8. … technically belle didn’t do beastiality because he was human at first, she didn’t do anything when he was a beast and he was human again after lmao 😅😂but ether way I love this lmao 😂

  9. Years later and I still remember every single word.

    The impact this song had on all of our childhoods is astounding

  10. This be hitting different now that I’m old enough to understand. I was like 7 singing “interrogation from the nation of the free” constantly

  11. He is looking so skinny I after ever after 1 look after ever after 2 and tell me I can't be only one who sees The diffrence

  12. Bruh I watched this in the 5th grade not understanding the lyrics, now I watched it again and I realize how beautiful this truly is

  13. Will you believe me if I said that I made a playlist of all Jon Cozart’s songs and repeating this while studying for a bio quiz tmr

  14. I randomly went up to my friends and sang have you ever held the entrails of a English guy or bit the beating heart of a Spanish man?

  15. i just came back to this, i cannot believe i was watching and singing this when i was 8 years old, i did not know what these lyrics meant oh my god i’m crying for my childhood innocence

  16. the fact that i visited this song just to see if i remembered all the lyrics shows me that it's time for bed haha

  17. I’m here after watching him mocking his principal and all I have to say is…

    Wow I liked his longer hair
    (Still looks good though!)

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